The premiere issue of Much Older Boyfriends magazine was set to have a spread of older gentlemen (born before 1971) with an emphasis on their smallpox vaccine scars. Actually, through in-depth research (by accosting strangers at bars) we learned that people born in the Azores—of which there are many in Rhode Island—got vaccinated as late as 1972 or 1973. How about that!

Matthew Lawrence, Finite + Flammable